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| Thursday, November 19th, 2009 | | 5:34 pm |
Practice (Neville, G) Title: Practice Character: Neville Word Count: 100 Rating: G Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #96: Boggart Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. ( Practice ) | | Sunday, November 8th, 2009 | | 12:34 am |
Liar Liar (Neville/Luna, G) Title: Liar Liar Pairing: Neville/Luna, "Rolf" Word Count: 100 Rating: G Challenge: Written for neville100's prompt #94: Neville and his women Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. ( Liar Liar ) | | Sunday, September 20th, 2009 | | 8:17 pm |
The Adventure of the Employed House (House M.D., House/Cuddy, PG) Title: The Adventure of the Employed House Fandom: House, MD Rating: PG Word Count: 502 Summary: "Of all the offices in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." A/N: Written for the September 2009 housecuddylolol House/Cuddy Crack!Fic-a-Thon. Some thematic references to the episode "Top Secret" (3x16). The title is a reference to the Sherlock Holmes short story " The Adventure of the Empty House." Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows. An early December dusk was falling on the seedier side of Princeton. A saxophone could be heard noodling on a minor-key theme. ( The Adventure of the Employed House ) Current Mood: giggly | | Thursday, September 3rd, 2009 | | 12:46 pm |
Quickie poll* (a) Neville/Harry; or (b) Neville/Ron? Vote your conscience. *Results may not be binding. Current Mood: amused | | Friday, August 21st, 2009 | | 8:14 pm |
| | Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 | | 6:21 pm |
Slashgoggles...on too tight.... Today I found the phrase "posterior probability density." I know that this relates to statistics, and my filthy little mind is misinterpreting the meaning and pronunciation of "probability," but....yeah. Which reminds me: Are there any Harry Potter kink memes out there on the interwebs? People seem to be having so much fun with the Star Trek KM. And I want to write something for this year's Bring Back the Porn challenge, and I don't have any smutbunnies suitable to a short fic. Alternately, other sources of prompts might be useful. Current Mood: giggly | | Thursday, July 30th, 2009 | | 12:16 am |
The Maltese Diricawl (Neville/Luna, G) Rating: G Pairing(s): Neville/Luna Summary: "A blonde walked into the room. A blonde to make a rabbi follow her into a pigsty." Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe—all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work. Word Count: 100 Author's Notes: Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows. Adapted from my contribution to mctabby's 2007 Birthday HP Drabblethon, for the 2009 Thirty Days of Neville ficfest. ( The Maltese Diricawl ) Current Mood: drunk | | Monday, July 27th, 2009 | | 6:10 pm |
Drabble: Neville and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Neville, G) Written for mctabby's Cats Birthday Drabblethon 5. Recipient: inspired_ideasPrompt: Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day Word count: 100 Rating: G. Warning: allusion to the AS/S Ship. 8:00am: An owl landed on what had been an appetising omelette. "We regret to inform you that your grandmother's condition has not improved...." 9:30am: Not only did someone break into his personal greenhouse to steal Venomous Tentacula cuttings, but the door was left unlatched, and Dugbogs got at the Mandrakes. 11:00am: Scorpius shoved Albus Severus into a heap of dragon dung. Can't they just have wallsex, like their fathers? 12:30pm: An owl landed next to his plate. "Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander invite you...." Neville crumpled the invitation, and wondered if he was too old to check into the infirmary. Current Mood: frustrated | | Sunday, July 19th, 2009 | | 5:21 pm |
It's quiet...too quiet Okay, I know some of you are at a con, and others are interested in shiny new fandoms, but is kaellite the only person on my friendslist who has seen the new Harry Potter movie, or just the only one who cared enough to write about it? ( Read more... ) | | Wednesday, July 15th, 2009 | | 12:17 pm |
Spectrespecs (Neville, Luna, Harry; PG-13) Rating: PG-13 Pairing(s): Neville/Luna; Neville/Harry (both fantasized) Summary: Luna's new Spectrespecs don't reveal what they're supposed to. Not that she minds. Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe—all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work Word Count: 771 Author's Notes: Inspired by photographs of pennswoods as Luna, complete with Spectrespecs. Written for the 2009 Thirty Days of Neville ficfest. ( Spectrespecs ) | | Tuesday, May 26th, 2009 | | 9:17 pm |
Harry/Neville Drawble?... (NSFW) I found myself inspired by the drawble meme. Not to the point of requesting/soliciting prompts, but while I was waiting for dinner, I grabbed a pencil and some paper... ( H/N NSFW OMGWTFBBQLOL )If I hadn't titled this post, would you recognize the image as...human, never mind Neville and Harry? Current Mood: silly | | Tuesday, May 12th, 2009 | | 8:35 pm |
| | Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 | | 9:30 pm |
My muse may be certifiable... ...but at least she's showing signs of life. ( Read more... ) | | Sunday, April 12th, 2009 | | 11:14 pm |
Neville100: Well-Trained Vines (Neville/Harry, R) Title: Well-Trained Vines Pairing: Neville/Harry Word Count: 100 Rating: R Prompt: Devil's Snare A/N: Written for neville100, "Devil's Snare" Disclaimer: Belongs to JKR, not me. Just for fun. ( Well-Trained Vines ) | | Sunday, April 5th, 2009 | | 9:55 pm |
Fic Repost: Redhead in Bed (Neville/Ron, NC-17) Title: Redhead in Bed Rating: NC-17 Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended. Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent. Warnings: Dubcon? Word Count: Author's Notes: 1) Written for coffee_n_cocoa for hp_springsmut 2009. 2) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 3) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin. ( Redhead in Bed ) | | Friday, March 6th, 2009 | | 4:31 pm |
Watchmen: good but... ...not sprained-ankle good. (I made a point of going to the big historic movie theater with a balcony, and then stumbled while coming down.) (I actually don't even know for a fact that it's definitely sprained, but I'm about to take a nap with an icepack; we'll see how I feel later.) Spoilers will be given only on request. I will say: 1) the movie is long, much as the LOTR/HP movies are long; the movie makers made a point of putting on screen as much of the source material as realistically possible. 2) I'm really liking Dan/Nite Owl II; I'm guessing he's the fandom's woobie (even if he does end up with the girl)? Current Mood: sore | | Saturday, February 14th, 2009 | | 4:26 pm |
| | Saturday, December 27th, 2008 | | 9:26 pm |
Bah F***ing Humbug II: Electric Boogaloo The good news: my family did not have any fights over the holidays. The bad news: a fight is impending, because my mother is living in a chaotically messy house, made excuses when my sister and I tried to bring up the subject, and brushed off offers of help. NOT NOT NOT looking forward to the next skirmish. And I've identified a county agency that counts "self-neglect" as part of its mission, but I do NOT want to sic the authorities on her. In a happier mode, here's the holiday ficlet I promised coffee_n_cocoa. Title: Not Quite in the Blood Pairing: Harry/Neville Rating: R? Summary: Decorating for the holidays takes an unexpected turn. Recipient: coffee_n_cocoaPrompt: Decorating the tree Warning: Twilight teasing Word Count: ≈475 ( Not Quite in the Blood ) Current Mood: annoyed | | Wednesday, December 10th, 2008 | | 11:47 pm |
Oh bugger.... [Here be a semi-random dump of current events. Click through at your warning.] ( Read more... ) | | Friday, December 5th, 2008 | | 1:20 pm |
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