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    Thursday, November 19th, 2009
    5:34 pm
    Practice (Neville, G)
    Title: Practice
    Character: Neville
    Word Count: 100
    Rating: G
    Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #96: Boggart
    Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation.

    Practice )
    Sunday, November 8th, 2009
    12:34 am
    Liar Liar (Neville/Luna, G)
    Title: Liar Liar
    Pairing: Neville/Luna, "Rolf"
    Word Count: 100
    Rating: G
    Challenge: Written for [info]neville100's prompt #94: Neville and his women
    Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation.

    Liar Liar )
    Sunday, September 20th, 2009
    8:17 pm
    The Adventure of the Employed House (House M.D., House/Cuddy, PG)
    Title: The Adventure of the Employed House
    Fandom: House, MD
    Rating: PG
    Word Count: 502
    Summary: "Of all the offices in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
    A/N: Written for the September 2009 [info]housecuddylolol House/Cuddy Crack!Fic-a-Thon. Some thematic references to the episode "Top Secret" (3x16). The title is a reference to the Sherlock Holmes short story "The Adventure of the Empty House." Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows.

    An early December dusk was falling on the seedier side of Princeton. A saxophone could be heard noodling on a minor-key theme.
    The Adventure of the Employed House )

    Current Mood: giggly
    Thursday, September 3rd, 2009
    12:46 pm
    Quickie poll*
    (a) Neville/Harry; or (b) Neville/Ron?

    Vote your conscience.

    *Results may not be binding.

    Current Mood: amused
    Friday, August 21st, 2009
    8:14 pm
    Here be bitching....
    Warning: Here be moaning and complaining. Click through at your own risk. )

    Current Mood: depressed
    Wednesday, August 12th, 2009
    6:21 pm
    Slashgoggles...on too tight....
    Today I found the phrase "posterior probability density." I know that this relates to statistics, and my filthy little mind is misinterpreting the meaning and pronunciation of "probability," but....yeah.

    Which reminds me: Are there any Harry Potter kink memes out there on the interwebs? People seem to be having so much fun with the Star Trek KM. And I want to write something for this year's Bring Back the Porn challenge, and I don't have any smutbunnies suitable to a short fic. Alternately, other sources of prompts might be useful.

    Current Mood: giggly
    Thursday, July 30th, 2009
    12:16 am
    The Maltese Diricawl (Neville/Luna, G)
    Rating: G
    Pairing(s): Neville/Luna
    Summary: "A blonde walked into the room. A blonde to make a rabbi follow her into a pigsty."
    Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe—all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work.
    Word Count: 100
    Author's Notes: Warning: a bad pastiche of hard-boiled crime fiction follows. Adapted from my contribution to [info]mctabby's 2007 Birthday HP Drabblethon, for the 2009 Thirty Days of Neville ficfest.

    The Maltese Diricawl )

    Current Mood: drunk
    Monday, July 27th, 2009
    6:10 pm
    Drabble: Neville and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Neville, G)
    Written for [info]mctabby's Cats Birthday Drabblethon 5.
    Recipient: [info]inspired_ideas
    Prompt: Neville and The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day
    Word count: 100
    Rating: G. Warning: allusion to the AS/S Ship.

    8:00am: An owl landed on what had been an appetising omelette. "We regret to inform you that your grandmother's condition has not improved...."

    9:30am: Not only did someone break into his personal greenhouse to steal Venomous Tentacula cuttings, but the door was left unlatched, and Dugbogs got at the Mandrakes.

    11:00am: Scorpius shoved Albus Severus into a heap of dragon dung. Can't they just have wallsex, like their fathers?

    12:30pm: An owl landed next to his plate. "Luna Lovegood and Rolf Scamander invite you...." Neville crumpled the invitation, and wondered if he was too old to check into the infirmary.

    Current Mood: frustrated
    Sunday, July 19th, 2009
    5:21 pm
    It's quiet...too quiet
    Okay, I know some of you are at a con, and others are interested in shiny new fandoms, but is [info]kaellite the only person on my friendslist who has seen the new Harry Potter movie, or just the only one who cared enough to write about it?

    Read more... )
    Wednesday, July 15th, 2009
    12:17 pm
    Spectrespecs (Neville, Luna, Harry; PG-13)
    Rating: PG-13
    Pairing(s): Neville/Luna; Neville/Harry (both fantasized)
    Summary: Luna's new Spectrespecs don't reveal what they're supposed to. Not that she minds.
    Disclaimer: This is a work of fanfiction set in the Harry Potter universe—all recognisable characters and settings are the property of J. K. Rowling and her associates. No copyright infringement is intended. No profit is made from this work. Please observe your local laws with regards to the age-limit and content of this work
    Word Count: 771
    Author's Notes: Inspired by photographs of [info]pennswoods as Luna, complete with Spectrespecs. Written for the 2009 Thirty Days of Neville ficfest.

    Spectrespecs )
    Tuesday, May 26th, 2009
    9:17 pm
    Harry/Neville Drawble?... (NSFW)
    I found myself inspired by the drawble meme. Not to the point of requesting/soliciting prompts, but while I was waiting for dinner, I grabbed a pencil and some paper...

    H/N NSFW OMGWTFBBQLOL )
    If I hadn't titled this post, would you recognize the image as...human, never mind Neville and Harry?

    Current Mood: silly
    Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
    8:35 pm
    A fandom lemming is me...
    A bit of a surprise... )

    Current Mood: drained
    Wednesday, May 6th, 2009
    9:30 pm
    My muse may be certifiable...
    ...but at least she's showing signs of life.
    Read more... )
    Sunday, April 12th, 2009
    11:14 pm
    Neville100: Well-Trained Vines (Neville/Harry, R)
    Title: Well-Trained Vines
    Pairing: Neville/Harry
    Word Count: 100
    Rating: R
    Prompt: Devil's Snare
    A/N: Written for [info]neville100, "Devil's Snare"
    Disclaimer: Belongs to JKR, not me. Just for fun.

    Well-Trained Vines )
    Sunday, April 5th, 2009
    9:55 pm
    Fic Repost: Redhead in Bed (Neville/Ron, NC-17)
    Title: Redhead in Bed
    Rating: NC-17
    Pairing(s): Neville/Ron; background George/Lee
    Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
    Summary: Neville learns much more than he expected about the power of scent.
    Warnings: Dubcon?
    Word Count:
    Author's Notes: 1) Written for [info]coffee_n_cocoa for [info]hp_springsmut 2009. 2) In the days before modern hygiene, redheads traditionally were said to have a characteristic body odour; one 19th-century aficionado described it as "amber and violets." 3) Demeter makes a fragrance called Redhead in Bed, but it's based on a cocktail combining strawberries, lemon juice, and gin.

    Redhead in Bed )
    Friday, March 6th, 2009
    4:31 pm
    Watchmen: good but...
    ...not sprained-ankle good. (I made a point of going to the big historic movie theater with a balcony, and then stumbled while coming down.) (I actually don't even know for a fact that it's definitely sprained, but I'm about to take a nap with an icepack; we'll see how I feel later.)

    Spoilers will be given only on request. I will say:

    1) the movie is long, much as the LOTR/HP movies are long; the movie makers made a point of putting on screen as much of the source material as realistically possible.
    2) I'm really liking Dan/Nite Owl II; I'm guessing he's the fandom's woobie (even if he does end up with the girl)?

    Current Mood: sore
    Saturday, February 14th, 2009
    4:26 pm
    So here's to Valentine's Day....
    I don't take Hallmark-driven holidays seriously. But I do enjoy [info]hp_hardcore's Hardcore Valentines.

    cut for violence, OOC!Neville )
    Saturday, December 27th, 2008
    9:26 pm
    Bah F***ing Humbug II: Electric Boogaloo
    The good news: my family did not have any fights over the holidays. The bad news: a fight is impending, because my mother is living in a chaotically messy house, made excuses when my sister and I tried to bring up the subject, and brushed off offers of help. NOT NOT NOT looking forward to the next skirmish. And I've identified a county agency that counts "self-neglect" as part of its mission, but I do NOT want to sic the authorities on her.

    In a happier mode, here's the holiday ficlet I promised [info]coffee_n_cocoa.

    Title: Not Quite in the Blood
    Pairing: Harry/Neville
    Rating: R?
    Summary: Decorating for the holidays takes an unexpected turn.
    Recipient: [info]coffee_n_cocoa
    Prompt: Decorating the tree
    Warning: Twilight teasing
    Word Count: ≈475
    Not Quite in the Blood )

    Current Mood: annoyed
    Wednesday, December 10th, 2008
    11:47 pm
    Oh bugger....
    [Here be a semi-random dump of current events. Click through at your warning.]
    Read more... )
    Friday, December 5th, 2008
    1:20 pm
    So now that I officially have a brand new fandom...
    What do I do with it?

    Cut for people who aren't interested in <i>House</i> )
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