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Friday, December 5th, 2008
1:20 pm	So now that I officially have a brand new fandom... What do I do with it? ( Cut for people who aren't interested in <i>House</i> ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, November 26th, 2008
2:18 pm	I truly am thankful for the work, but.... I'm at a job site. Everyone emphasizes that they're glad I'm here, but they can't quite say what I'll be doing as part of the project. As long as they sign off on my timesheet, should I worry that this is ultimately coming out of Federal funds? I'm hoping this place will say "Screw it," and kick us out for the holiday. I need to get to the store for tomorrow's meal (just my sister and I) and almost certainly it'll be a madhouse. Current Mood: blah (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, June 15th, 2008
8:01 pm	Small But Perfectly Formed (Neville, NC-17) Character: Neville Location: Hogwarts Dorms (Gryffindor) Object: Viktor Krum Action Figure Other Characters: Viktor Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Misuse of another person's property? Word Count: 635 Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. A/N: Written for the May 2008 hp_wankfest. ( Small But Perfectly Formed ) (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008
8:35 pm	Need pr0n. 1. Bloody buggering hell. As I'm leaving work this evening I manage to smack my car into a pillar. I'm all right; the car looks like crap; but since I was already planning to replace the car at the end of the year I can probably make do with just having the tire repaired. Nothing that money can't fix, and I've got the money. Difficulty: I'm working in Reston, and while there is public transportation it will probably take three times as long as the drive. And I am NOT looking forward to waiting for buses in this weather. Even if the brutally hot weather of earlier this week has subsided. 2. Regarding the 800-word prequel revealed early this morning: I am now convinced the real reason JKR shies away from Sirius/Remus is because she (possibly subconsciously) ships Sirius/James. Too busy being a cool rebel to have a girlfriend indeed. 3. Seen on a DC license plate this evening: HRYPOTR 4. Therefore, dear friendslist, I ask you if you know of any lesser-known caches of Harry Potter fic (preferably featuring Neville). I know of The Quidditch Pitch, and I occasionally look at fanfiction.net and adultfanfiction.net, for LuLz if nothing else. Do you know of any more obscure archives? Current Mood: drained (Comment on this)
Friday, May 16th, 2008
4:11 pm	Trade you a kitten for a bunny...? Okay, I am not literally giving away my sister's kitten (but don't think I'm not tempted). Little Rorschach and Jen's other cat, Mandu, are staying with me while Jen is in England. The two cats don't get along, so Rorschach spends his time either getting into my things, or trying to climb all over the keyboard while I'm at the computer. Good thing he's so cute, or this would have worn thin a lot earlier. Regarding bunnies: Week after next I go back to OCFO. Assuming this job is like the other times I've been there, I will sit around for hours at a time, without Internet access. Last time I was there I wrote "His Darkest Secret" and "The Lion's Mission." I've got some bunnies, but does anyone have any spare bunnies they want to contribute? The usual provisions apply (Potterverse only; I'm most comfortable writing Neville). (Comment on this)
Sunday, April 27th, 2008
3:51 pm	The Lion's Mission (Neville, Scrimgeour, PG) Title: The Lion's Mission Rating: PG for language Characters: Neville, Rufus Scrimgeour Word Count: 2,280 Summary: Scrimgeour has Neville's grandfather's watch. And a mission for when the lad returns to Hogwarts. Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. A/N: The idea of Moody as Neville's godfather is borrowed from the_gentleman's The Lost and Found (note: this story is rated R)--read, enjoy, praise. ( The Lion's Mission ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, April 5th, 2008
12:01 am	The Stuff to Give the Troops (Fred/Neville/George, NC-17) Title: The Stuff to Give the Troops Pairing: Fred/Neville/George Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Summary: The Weasley twins are doing their part to support Dumbledore's Army. Warnings: Dub-con; twincest; voyeurism. Word count: 1,425 A/N: Written for trubbleclef for the 2008 hp_springsmut fic exchange. ( The Stuff to Give the Troops ) (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, March 21st, 2008
12:08 am	"His Darkest Secret" (Neville/Draco, R) How bored was I at my most recent assignment? So bored that I wrote Neville/Draco. (I also finished a longer Neville-centric genfic, but I probably won't be able to type it up before the weekend. Title: His Darkest Secret Rating: R Pairing: Neville/Draco Summary: Neville discovers Draco's secret. And doesn't reject him for it. Word Count: 683 Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licenced her creation. ( His Darkest Secret ) (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, February 17th, 2008
2:28 pm	The Veela's Ring (Bill/Fleur, NC-17) Title: The Veela's Ring Rating: NC-17 Pairing: Bill/Fleur Summary: Bill really ought to have known what he was going to get before he agreed to take the Veela's Ring. Warnings: Needles; piercing; light bondage; oral Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creatrix of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. A/N: Written for the January 2008 hp_funnyfest Holy Foreskin Fest. ( The Veela's Ring ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, December 15th, 2007
4:41 pm	The Straight and Narrow Path of Virtue (Dumbledore/Grindelwald, PG) Title: The Straight and Narrow Path of Virtue Author: j_lunatic Prompt: Dumbledore and Grindelwald, as seen (misinterpreted? understood better than by Dumbledore himself?) by Bathilda Bagshot Summary: Bathilda Bagshot witnesses the fast and impassioned friendship that has flowered between Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald. Rating: PG Word Count: ≈750 Characters: Bathilda Bagshot, Albus Dumbledore, Gellert Grindelwald Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. A/N: Written for the November 2007 comingout_crack ficfest, in part as penance for having written het!Dumbledore earlier in the year. ( The Straight and Narrow Path of Virtue ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, November 10th, 2007
8:43 pm	Night-Blooming Jasmine (Neville/Susan, PG) Requestor: coffee_n_cocoa Claim: Susan Bones and her role in the reinstated DA. Rating: PG Pairings (if any): Susan/Neville Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Summary: Susan is ready to do whatever is necessary to resist Hogwarts' new regime. A/N: Written for the hallowedmoments fic fest. ( Night-Blooming Jasmine ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, September 1st, 2007
3:02 pm	FIC: After the Funeral (Harry Potter. Dobby/Hagrid, R) Fandom/Pairing: Harry Potter; Dobby/Hagrid Rating: R Word Count: 130 Summary: Dobby makes it his business to distract Hagrid after Dumbledore's funeral. Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any or the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Highlight for Warnings: *You did see "Dobby/Hagrid"? Also, it's based on a groanworthy old dirty joke.* ( After the Funeral ) (10 Comments |Comment on this)
Sunday, August 19th, 2007
2:30 pm	"A Separate Peace" (Neville/Percy, NC-17) Pairing: Neville/Percy; past Percy/Oliver Rating: NC-17 Warnings: Student-teacher relationship; Neville is 17 here (Y HALO THAR LJ); homophobic Peeves Summary: There might be a war going on outside Hogwarts, but in this moment Neville and Percy have found bliss. Word Count: 1,335 Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. A/N: Written for the July 2007 nevillosity's The Neville Longbottom Smutfest Challenge. I just got this in before Deathly Hallows dropped, at which time it was decisively rendered AU. ( A Separate Peace ) (Comment on this)
Saturday, August 11th, 2007
8:31 pm	Birthday Ficlets Written in response to prompts from my friendslist, to celebrate my last birthday. Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Raiting: PG-13 Requestor: kaellite Pairing: Viktor/Neville Prompt: Skinnydipping ( Read more... ) Requestor: coffee_n_cocoa Pairing: Harry/Neville Prompt: Breakfast in bed ( Read more... ) (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007
9:01 pm	Venus's Woodbine (Neville/Lavender, NC-17) Pair: Lavender/Neville Setting: Hogwarts, Year Seven Rating: NC-17 Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Summary: Thanks to the influence of a special plant, Lavender comes to see Neville in a very different way. Word count: 4,850 A/N: Written for msmoocow for the 2007 hp_springsmut ficathon. ( Venus's Woodbine ) (Comment on this)
8:49 pm	Von Schoenebeck's Second Law of Transfiguration (Luna/Neville, PG-13) Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Pairing: Luna/Neville Word count: 1,250 Rating: PG-13 Summary: Neville's help to prepare Luna for her Transfiguration OWL leads to a practical demonstration. A/N: Written for kethlenda for the 2006 Nevillosity Late Bloomer ficathon. I hope this is adequately fluffy, sweet, and IC. With thanks to my beta summerborn. ( Von Schoenebeck's Second Law of Transfiguration ) (Comment on this)
8:44 pm	Sugar (Gimme Some) (Albus Dumbledore/Halva Harkiss, NC-17) Title: Sugar (Gimme Some) Claim: Why Dumbledore is so very fond of sweets. Rating: NC-17 Pairings: Albus Dumbledore/Halva Harkiss; background McGonagall/Hooch/Moody Summary: Dumbledore's sweet tooth nearly was the death of him. Warnings: femdom, flogging, hair pulling, object insertion, chocolate play, naked Dumbledore Disclaimer: I am neither J.K. Rowling (creator of the Potterverse) nor any of the corporations to which she has licensed her creation. Notes: Written for the 2007 hp_funnyfest ficathon. Inspired by 1) celandineb's prompt and 2) professor_mum's theory that the "witch who pushed the trolley on the Hogwarts Express" is Dumbledore's wife. Except I picture Halva Harkiss as Dumbledore's long-time mistress/dominatrix. ( Sugar (Gimme Some) ) (Comment on this)
Friday, August 3rd, 2007
9:44 am	If fandom has to bug out of LJ... I have journals at GreatestJournal and InsaneJournal. ETA: Also now at JournalFen! If you're interested, you can request an account at leavin_eljay. (Comment on this)
Monday, July 30th, 2007
9:42 pm	Happy Birthday Neville! Is there anyone on my friendslist who hasn't read Deathly Hallows yet? If no, here be spoilers. ( Read more... ) (Comment on this)
Thursday, July 26th, 2007
8:25 pm	Meme: My Fics After Deathly Hallows -- Jossed or Not Jossed? My fics tend either to be "missing moments" from canon up to Half-Blood Prince or Year Seven stories (and man, did they get jossed). ( Read more... ) (Comment on this)